Time for my little sister to take the world by storm! Hopping the next #tornado out of #Kansas! (at Kansas City International Airport (MCI))

Farewell #Kansas! I’m taking your smartest resident as far away from here as possible. Where’s the nearest tornado out of here? #DorothyRealness #Gardner #SisterSnatching (at Gardner, KS)

So proud of my little sister Shelby for getting in the top 3% of her class! Time to bring her to #SF and spoil the hell out of her. #GardnerEdgerton #Kansas #SanFrancisco #Siblings #Graduation2013 (at Gardner Edgerton High School)

#Orlando beach realness! #Me #TBS #AtlanticOcean #1998 #FreeBitTour

This bitch… @cmiller48 #FamilyReunion #Boron (at #HausOfMiller)

#FamilyReunion! #MillerSiblings #Chad #Chelsea #Shelby #Cameron (at #HausOfMiller)

Though I am beginning to become attached to my downtown apartment in #SF, having a sleepover on #TI with @bristolfc and the old roomies was like visiting family. Though I didn’t get to sleep in my old room, #lol. #SoLongAndThanksForAllTheTacos! #SanFrancisco #TreasureIsland #California (at Treasure Island)

This was probably the best #bottle of #wine I’ve ever had in my life. #VinaAlicia #Argentina #2002 #CabernetSauvignon (at SOMA)

I want to be back on #SouthBeach right now! #Miami #FreeBitTour #Florida

Going through photos at the end of each #FreeBitTour trip always reveals people at their finest. #WhoIsThisGirl? #HotMess #Random #Miami #Palace #Gay #Instagay (at Palace Bar)